A total waste of time

On quality time . . .

Sally: I think I'm going to go get cheap Thai food for lunch. Do you want to come meet me?

Curtis: No, I think I'm going to hop on my bike and ride around. It's such a pretty day, and I don't want to waste my afternoon.

Sally: . . .

Curtis: Wow, that came out really wrong.

Sally: No, not at all. Have an awesome, Sally-free afternoon!

I have NO IDEA where you'd get free books.

On being an advocate for my chosen career . . .

Curtis: I've been looking for deals on audiobooks, but I can't really find any.

Sally: Did you check the library?

Curtis: Oh. Right.