On seeing that the direct-to-video masterpiece American Psycho 2 is on Netflix insta-watch . . .
Curtis: Wait, what? That can't be right.
Sally: What? What can't be right?
Curtis: American Psycho 2 has Mila Kunis and William Shatner? And it's directed by Morgan J. Freeman?
Sally: Yeah, so?
Curtis: Morgan Freeman directed that?
Sally: That's not the same Morgan Freeman. That's Morgan J. Freeman. Different person.
Curtis: But . . . but still. William Shatner? William Shatner is in a direct-to-video movie?
Sally: Oh yeah. Because William Shatner is such an amazing, discerning, important thespian. I can't believe he'd be in something BAD.
Curtis: Okay, fine. Whatever. But . . . but . . . I mean . . . okay, look. I've got to watch this now.
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