On making mint juleps . . .
Sally: Do we have any bourbon?
Curtis: No, do you want me to go buy some?
Sally: Yeah, I need it for mint juleps.
Curtis: What kind? Jim Beam? Jack Daniels? Maker's Mark? Evan Williams?
Sally: Shit, I don't know. I don't know anything about bourbon. Just go buy it.
Curtis: Okay.
Sally: But make sure it's from Kentucky.
Curtis: I think all bourbon is from Kentucky.
Sally: I don't think that's true.
Curtis: Well, then, where's it from?
Sally: I don't know. Look, just go buy it.
Curtis: Okay.
Sally: If one of them has a horse on the label, buy that. That seems festive and appropriate.
Curtis: Got it. Kentucky-based corn squeezins with a picture of a pony on it. Will do.
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Curtis can summarize like it's nobody's business.
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