On the subject of the World's Oldest Profession:
Curtis: You should see the hookers in Baltimore. They are Class. eee.
Sally: What?
Curtis: I'm telling you, they look like the Crazy Cat Lady on The Simpsons. Only no cats.
Sally: Where on EARTH did this come from?
Curtis: I saw a girl standing on a corner back there [in suburban Fairfax], and whenever I see girls standing on corners by themselves, I think of hookers.
Sally: So, when I'm by myself, standing on the corner in the morning, waiting for the bus--
Curtis: Yup. You're a hooker.
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