Sunday, July 15, 2012

Where can I NOT get one of these?

We love watching shows about animals, including Dogs 101. This particular episode we're watching now is about "Designer Dogs": Labradoodles, Cockapoos, etc.

In the beginning of the show, they were showing examples of these dogs: Pug + Beagle = Puggle, Chihuahua + Yorkie = Chorkie (which is one of the worst names ever). One combination caused us alarm, leading to the following conversation, "On a Worse Dog Than the Xoloitzcuintli, Which Is Now the Second-Worst Dog in the Entire World":

Dogs 101 Narrator: And there's the Border Jack, a cross between a Border Collie and a Jack Russell!

Sally: That is the worst idea ever.

Curtis: Seriously. I can't imagine who thought this would be a good idea.

Dogs 101 Narrator: It combines the intelligence and energy of a Border Collie with the intelligence and energy of a Jack Russell!

Sally: Wow. That is seriously a bad combination.

Curtis: That dog would move you out of your house and take over your bank account.

Sally: While jumping up and down and annoying the shit out of you the whole time.

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