Thursday, September 29, 2011

Video punched my wife in the face

On the subject of video game violence . . .

Sally: I'm going to punch you.

Curtis: I'm going to take you out and street fight you.

Sally: What's that like? Is it different from regular fighting? Or is it just regular fighting, but out in the street?

Curtis: No. It's like the video game. Street Fighter.

Sally: So, is someone going to come out and yell "FINISH HIM?"

Curtis: (disgusted) No, that's Mortal Kombat, stupid. God.

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