Curtis: This guy I know [who is also Native], his son sends me messages on Facebook. But we're not friends. I don't know how it works, we just communicate somehow.
Sally: Is it telepathically? Do you communicate through your minds?
Curtis: Yes. Because we're Indians, and all Indians are magic.
Sally: Ah.
Curtis: Our wolves talk to each other.
Sally: Through wolfogram?
Curtis: No, our wolves have Facebook pages, and they read our thoughts, and then they talk to each other about what we're thinking and send messages to each other on Facebook. And then they tell us what the other person is thinking.
Sally: Do you get messages from my wolf?
Curtis: No, you're not Native American.
Sally: My great-great grandmother was a full-blooded Cherokee princess.
Curtis: Of course she was.
Sally: Can I have a wolf now?
Curtis: No.
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