Sally: I don't get why people have birds as pets. I mean, I like birds, don't get me wrong. I think they're cute. But I just don't get them as a pet.
Curtis: They can be really sweet.
Sally: Sweet? Sweet how?
Curtis: Parrots close their eyes when you're scratching them.
Sally: Is that your criteria for cuteness? Eye closing?
Curtis: I don't know. They're just cute.
Sally: I'd get a kiwi. Kiwis are cute.
Curtis: They're blind, you know.
Sally: No, I didn't know that. [pause] I'd have a Victoria Crowned Pigeon.
Curtis: A what?
Sally: A Victoria Crowned Pigeon.
Curtis: That sounds like the fussiest fussy thing ever.
Sally: It IS.
See?
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