Tuesday, April 5, 2011

NOM, or the Lack Thereof

On the subject of my taste in food . . .

C: Are you going to eat the rest of your cauliflower?

S: No, you can have it.

C: Why? I thought you liked cauliflower.

S: I like raw cauliflower. I hate cooked cauliflower, I think it tastes like butt-flavored feet.

C: What are you, stupid? Butt-flavored feet are delicious. Also cauliflower.

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